A nice article

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Phone conversation:

Me: Ah, XXX, what you want?
XXX: I want to format my PC jor. got many virus.
Me: Oh, got Install CD ma?
XXX: Got, last time you give me the one lor.
Me: Ok. So, now, put in the CD and restart the computer. Then later when you see press anything to boot from CD. After gimme a call again.
XXX: Sure.

Elapsed time: 30 seconds… XXX called back.

XXX: Cannot Restart la dei!
Me: Why cannot restart?
XXX: There pop up something says “Welcome to Microsoft Windows XP”. So, I click install Windows XP then…
(I stopped him)
Me: Eh, did you hear what I said just now? I say put the CD and restart the PC, not asking you to install.
XXX: So, now installing, then how? (feel like shooting him)
Me: If you want clean install, you need to use my method, using your method will end up having the same virus wandering around.
XXX: Install got clean and no clean de meh? I thought can install means no virus ade? (ARGH!!!!)
Me: Ok, now, I give you 1 option, switch off the PC, unplug everything and send it to the technician, and remember to pay them for reformat.
XXX: Don’t want. Technician so expensive. You free ma. (Ok, I’ll start charging him the next time he ask for help)
Me: So, are you going to listen to me or pay the technician?
XXX: …
Me: Call me back when you’re done.
XXX: …

Elapsed Time: 3 minutes.

XXX: Sudah boot already. so, now how?
Me: Follow the steps lor…
XXX: How?
Me: Er… Click Enter, then click F8 when you see End User Agreement. Then select the Don’t repair.
XXX: Don’t repair then how to install? (Repair… I wonder he knows the meaning of reformat)
Me: Now you repair ade, same also got virus. understand?
XXX: okok. Now how?
Me: Select the drive you want to install Windows XP, mainly C Drive. Then format the partition, using NTFS Quick.
XXX: Done.
Me: Now it’ll copy the files, after that it’ll reboot. So, call me back after finish.
XXX: wokey.

Elapsed Time: 18 minutes.

XXX: Why tak habis-habis format the partition?
Me: ???
XXX: means the format still running, now only 52%.
Me: Which option you choose?
XXX: NTFS lor.
Me: Quick?
XXX: What Quick?
Me: Did you listen what I said earlier? Format partition using NTFS QUICK!
XXX: Oh… Ok Ok… So, I wait lor… (Headache…)

Elapsed Time: 30 minutes.

XXX: Kautim jor…
Me: Ok, so, wait till they install for you.
XXX: No need CD-Key?
Me: No need. I insert already.
XXX: Wah, you pro ah, can insert CD Key for me at work. (WTF! I just slipstream the Key!!!)
Me: Yalor. I very powderful!
XXX: Now how?
Me: Wait lor… Finish already means reformat PC jor.
XXX: Ok Ok.

Elapsed Time: 60 minutes.

XXX: Why everything mm kin sai de?
Me: C!b@i!!! You ask how to format only mar!!!!
XXX: Diu na sing! All my things lost liao!
Me: Good, means your computer is clean now! (hung up the phone)

ZzZzZz…

this actually is a nice article(at least i think so), sometime i really dont like to bother someone like tat XXX...zzz...really will get heart attack if keep talk to someone like that...haiz...